Things I'm learning about Arizona

1. Apparently when the light rail doors have closed and it’s still at the station and you’re late for work, all you have to do is push the yellow button instead of frantically waiving at the driver to let you in.
2. If you’re on the sidewalk and walk close enough to automatic doors, they open with a heavenly wave of air conditioning.
3. People take their bikes for rides on the light rail, not on the street.
4. Arizona homes/apartments don’t have bedroom ceiling lights
5. Men here don’t lie to women: Yo, your crack is showing

(ps. Just to be clear, I wasn’t the woman showing my crack)