My view this morning is of a real-life Emmy. How cool is that? Not that I’ve wondered if I’d ever see a real Emmy in my life, I don’t do anything Emmy-related-worthy. But a show here called Storytellers just got an Emmy and it’s sitting on the features editor’s desk, right in my line of sight and it’s so pretty and like I won it in a soccer tournament when I was 12 years old. I want to bite it.
Has anyone ever been killed by one? Actress falls on Emmy. Actress stabs husband with Emmy. It’s her wings with the knife-like edges. The heavy base to bludgeon.
It’s Monday. I guess I’m thinking murder.
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