Sidewalk treasures

I found some interesting treasures this morning walking to work.
1. a post-it sized note next to the court house with the names:
J. Lowe
D. Wasilewski
K. Ford
B. Sandy
R. Seymor
M. Moore
S. Wrubel
and then an address of an apartment in Nanticoke, PA.
I’d list their full names, but they might be serial killers and I don’t particularly want them google-able to my blog.

2. A blue Mead notebook on a concrete island in a parking lot. It belonged to a some-what unstudious girl named Maddy – I’m suspecting from the high school next to my office. The front cover has the word “Fuck” a few times (it was her Grandma, not me!) and some strange illegible graffiti-esque letters. There’s also some hearts, naturally, a ghost sticker with the words “ghost” above it, some love, some hate, “pussy ass flower” next to a pussy ass flower and a few smiley faces.
I say she’s unstudious because there’s absolutely no work in here – even within sections marked “science,” “math,” “spelling.”
There are a few drawings of strange creatures, a giant jack-o-lantern filling one lined page, an “I <3 Maddy" banner done up in bubble letters followed by an "I <3 u! Kayla love, Maddy" followed by more pussy ass flowers, then a note to Jon saying "Jon <3 (with an arrow through it like cupid) didn't have time to do dinner luv ya Maddy. The last page is particularly strange and terribly disturbing. It's a drawing of a woman (I think) wearing a hat marked with the Star of David, her mouth is open and there's a pink male member balls and all headed you know where and then below that there's the word Jews crossed out and a "heil hitler." Kids right?! Wait, what the hell?! I wonder if I should turn this in to her school and get her pussy ass in trouble. Oh there's also a recipe for "Zuppa di Zombie" made as following: 1 small package of instant "pistacho" pudding 1 cup whipping cream 3 "Table spoons" powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon "vanialla" extract blue food coloring 6 count package sponge cake rounds Monster-themed breakfast cereal "(such a boo berry or count chocula)*" Decorating "spinkles" *other sweet breakfast cereal can be contained BON APPETITE! From, Maddy the Nazi high-schooler who loves herself, Jon and Kayla - just not jews

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