Forever unclean

Apparently there’s a toilet in the ladies bathroom that likes to completely humiliate people … granted we do bad things in it … but that’s why it was born. And it’s revolting and needs to be put in its place. At 2:05 PM it exploded toilet water right into my face. I can only tell you how violated this makes me feel. I think it’s the 4th one in. I think the shit shine award has gone too far. I am forever unclean.

yours pooply,
R. Van Blankenshit

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